The Rolling Stones Retire to Branson

BRANSON, MO - The Rolling Stones today made an announcement they will retire and move to Branson after their A Bigger Bang Tour ends. The Stones plan to build a theater here and perform for the crowds that gather in Branson for entertainment. The Rolling Stones Theater will stand on Highway 76, known here as "The Strip."

Band members claim the years have caught up to them and they are ready for retirement. "We are itching to quit the road for good but still want to perform for our fans. A permanent stage will be great," stated band leader Mick Jagger. Keith Richards added "as our fan base ages, they are not quite up to the Altamont Speedway experience. Branson provides the kind of environment we need."

Yakov Smirnoff, a Branson veteran, welcomes The Stones, "I cannot wait to see a Stones show." Branson Visitor's Bureau president Tim McIver says "this band will increase musical diversity in Branson. We have plenty of country and pop, but lack the R&B and rock sounds the Stones will provide."